PM GORDON BROWN PLEDGES TO LOWER THE AGE OF CONSENT FOR SEX!

This weekends party in the park went of with a bang when it was flooded

with minors going on the rampage with booze, dope and women. So is this

what you wanted for our country Mr Brown. We went looking for some

youngsters to ask what they thought of the new law and he said "this is

great man, do you want a shot eh ma blow up burd", we managed to get

this photo of young Johnny Jumpstar doing it big style while watching

the Black Eyed Pea's performing live.

"WE DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS MR DESMOND"

What a result for little Ross County in beating the once mighty Celtic football club 2 - 0 at Hampden Park on Saturday afternoon. In what should have been a training exercise for Celtic turned out to be one of the worst results in their 122 year history, Ross County ran them off the park, won every tackle and played with their heart on there sleeves, where as Celtic thought that they had won the game before they had even kicked a ball and they were maid to pay for it in dramatic fashion. Now with me being a Celtic fan myself I'd back Ross County to go all the way and lift the Active Nation Scottish Cup for the 1st time in their history.
Well I honestly think that the club should reimburse all the Celtic fans who made the trouble to travel to watch their team play in a semi-final of a cup final should all get a refund as they pay with good honest well earned cash to watch their team play football and give 100% for the cause but yesterday the team forgot to turn up and gave nothing out on that pitch (and that's no dig at county) but get paid thousand's of pounds each for topping up there tan, the only thing that was missing was the deck chairs.